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I have developed several interesting "products" for you to buy, establishing yourself as an outsider and "prankster" in league with me to bring society the Truth! By supporting me you are supporting the World Paranormal Explorative Organization...WPEO. And our uncommon site: The Gate Magazine...please consider these items!
OFFERINGS!
This bill is very realistic and comes with both back and front. It is fully laminated. Frame it, or you may buy several unlaminated bills and fool your friends and the Conspiracy! Full Color! With the look of real money!
One laminated Billion Dollar Bill: US$5.00
Four unlaminated Billion Dollar Bills: US$7.00
This bill is ultra-realistic, featuring the "New Money" look, back and front. They'll have to get out the old Counterfeit Pen to check this out! Don't try to pass it or pay off the National Debt! Just have fun! Fully laminated for framing or carrying, or unlaminated for fun in the money clip! Full Color!
One laminated Trillion Dollar Bill: US$5.00
Four unlaminated Trillion Dollar Bills: US$7.00
This is the X-Files Office I.D. Badge, culled from the show, exactly like the ones worn by the FBI agents at the office! Woah! Looks real! Comes as a "do-it-yourself" type kit with blank space for your photo and a laminating sheet for e-z self lamination! Cut it out, apply photo, sign, laminate, cut out area for attaching a snap clasp and voila! You look like you just stepped out of the FBI building! (Back has "The Truth Is Out There! printed on it). Full size and full color! (FBI BLUE!) Great for Conventions or Fooling the Conspiracy! Novelty use only!!!
1 FBI The-X-Files Hanging style ID Badge kit: US$10.00---Now, get both badges for ten dollars plus shipping!
You've seen it flashed quick, and you've seen it on the show's intro (or at least part of it!)Here it is the Official Looking FBI Wallet Badge.(A true TV X-Files objet d'art!) Comes as a kit, apply your own photo, sign, laminate, (lamination sheet provided!) and voila! Flash this at the grocery store and get quicker service! Waiter at the local restaurant giving you attitude? Flash the badge. They'll be nice! But don't go too far! These badges are for novelty use only! Great for parties and Conventions! Ice-Breaker or Ice-maker? You decide! Full Color! (FBI BLUE!)
1 FBI The-X-Files.To Wallet Badge Kit: US$10.00----Now, buy both badges for ten dollars plus shipping!
Tired of Aliens abducting people, screwing with our gentle, cud-chewing kine and just generally being an aeronautical navigational nuisance? Warn the little gray buggers off!
One Bumper Sticker: US$3.00
A novelty business card that MEANS business! Tired of coming up on people who park their cars sideways, take up two parking lanes or who can't seem to park at all??? We see it everyday. Well this funky and funny card,left on their window or mirror gives them a big old CLUE!!! "Learn How To Park! At the famous "National Parking Academy!" Joke card with a message, discreet and simple, but maybe a little over the parking bully's head??? Who can tell, at least, Like Zorro, you will have left your mark!
Comes in sheets of eight on card stock, New more modern design available!
Learn To Park Cards: Per Sheet: US$3.00
HAPPY FACE ALIEN PATCHES!!! (Interesting story on this. This was a line of iron-on patches manufactured by Kalan Inc. In PA. Guess what...I held the copyright! That's right, I am the Creator of the Happy Face Alien...I won the case,so they gave me all the ones they had left! I am the only one who has them now. And the only true copyright holder of this symbol...so beware of imitators!)
1 Happy Face Alien Patch: US$2.00
Present this card when being abducted! Dreading those anal probes? Having fetuses taken without your say so? Being impregnated with Alien clones? Sinus troubles from implants? Well, be abducted no more! Simply fill out and laminate this wallet sized card and present it to any Grays who might be trying to beam you up without permission! Works every time. Official and cool! Backside has complete instructions and more cool graphics!
1 Official Alien Abductee ID Card US$3.50
SEND US FUNDS by CHECK or Money Order for the total amount and $1.00 Shipping and Handling, Payable To:
David T. Pudelwitts
6929 N. Hayden Rd. C-4#205
Scottsdale, AZ 85250 USA
OR: You can now use Pay-Pal through your E-bay or other Pay-Pal account and send monies directly to my Pay-Pal account at whisperindave@msn.com! Wow, Modern Technology, what a boon to humanity! Empties your pockets of precious money quicker then ever!
Expect two to three weeks for delivery...That's why they call it "Snail Mail!"
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The Gate has stories, news, reportage and illustrations which feature the latest in strange phenomenon and the Unexplained. Nessie, Bigfoot, UFO's, Moon structures, ghosts, Paranormal world news. All in a 5X4 booklet format, with cover and interior illustrations by me, David St. Albans, and other artists! Subscribe today and get in touch with the WEIRD MYSTERIES that haunt our planet!!! Subscription Price: US$10.00 for four issues, America $12.00 Canada. US$14.00 for overseas four issues.
CONTACT:
Beth Robbins
P.O. Box 43516
Richmond Heights, OH 44143 USA
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